collegehumor:

Japanese Speed Sushi Making Machine

Don’t worry, the little boats have been slowed down so as not to speed up the dining process at all.

I am so gonna get one of these

(Source: College Humor)

sirpatchybeard:

Sasha Grey x the Misfits

YAY! Fiend sighting!

talkofxforever:

what is this. because i do not like it.

Ahhh.. the mimic octopus. I want one for a pet

(via colorsxcarousels)

Cant ever go wrong with a Morrigan Aensland cosplay

(Source: japanesecum, via lunatrash)

case-facee:

THIS IS SO AMAZING.

(Source: i-thank-god-for-women, via lunatrash)

(Source: hiighliife008, via the-reminiscence)

collegehumor:

Nina After Wisdom Teeth

These days it seems like dentists are the best drug dealers.

Shoulda seen me after I had what was left of my teeth removed…. God bless Demerol. Was stoned for a week

YES! a Wii game where you can yell out “I’m Rick James, biyotch” and not look like an ass

Jigglin like a bowl full of jelly

collegehumor:

Staying In Anthem

LMFAO’s party rock classic gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.

ALL NIGHT LONG I’M GOOGLING

Holy crap! This is like the funniest parody song i’ve heard

aishaphantasma:

awfulmodifications:

soflymetothemoon:

thedailywhat:

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.

Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.

[@doraexploring.]

 hahahahahahahahahha one fucking week omg

LOL

omg, I can not stop laughing. read the whole thing. just made my morning.

collegehumor:

Real-Life Goldeneye 64

Another name for real-life videogames is quadruple homicide.